perks-of-being-chinese:

BYE

elysean:

and they call you the rebel time lord.

godpenis:

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

louijia board

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Heather Morris and her son Elijah.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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posted 20 hours ago via dulect with 57,687 notes

Breathe.

You, who takes oxygen from the universe,
and gives back carbon dioxide in return.

You, who basks in sunshine at seven in the morning,
and solidifies your bones with it.

You, whose parts are organs and tissues and cells and elements and molecules and stars.

One day, you will return the dust you’ve borrowed from this old, old universe.

But until then,
Breathe.

You are a piece of this moving everything.

And everything is not everything without you.

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

reblog-all-the-ships:

I was informed (being a type one diabetic myself) that blood sugar will drop during the frickle frackle so I have to keep a juice box by the bed when we do the do
It’s like
“Hold on babe” *drinks juice box sensually*

sensual cider 

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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