and they call you the rebel time lord.
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
You, who takes oxygen from the universe,
and gives back carbon dioxide in return.
You, who basks in sunshine at seven in the morning,
and solidifies your bones with it.
me auditioning to model
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
I was informed (being a type one diabetic myself) that blood sugar will drop during the frickle frackle so I have to keep a juice box by the bed when we do the do
“Hold on babe” *drinks juice box sensually*
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”